‘Drunk crustacean’ calendar releasedBy Lauren Eads
If you’re still on the hunt for a 2015 calendar might we suggest this gem, perfect for the drinks-loving seafood fan in your life and generally good-humoured souls. Or should that be soles?
Designed by DJ and photographer Leslie Kirchhoff and Drew Berezowitz, the Drunk Crustacean calendar boasts 12 fantastic images of shrimps, crabs, lobsters and other assorted shellfish in various stages of inebriation.
Click through for more drunken shellfish frivolity, January through December…
Keep your “spirits” up with a disco party in darkest January.
The month of love. Petals and Pinot Grigio are the way to any women’s heart.
March is all about restrained elegance, with a bottle of Red Label Johnnie Walker and “Clambord” liqueur.
Take it easy in April with a bottle of bubbly.
Satisfying the rebel within, May is clearly all about leather jackets, smoking and whisky.
The morning after…
July looks far too energetic for our liking.
Boozed-up barbecues are always welcome. Bring on the sun in August.
Sex in the City? Or should that be sea? Make a note to grab a cocktail with Carrie and the gang in September.
Probably best to not get too smashed while playing cards…
A portent of the inevitable Christmas party season?