Drunk man pens abusive note to self

A man from Kalgoorlie, Western Australia has hit back at his sober self’s sensible note to drink water and sober up by angrily writing back and ignoring his own good advice.

Steven in cheerier times. © Steven Davidson/Facebook/Daily Mail

Steven Davidson wisely thought ahead of time and decided to write a note to himself reminding the future drunk him to drink water and eat chicken wings to avoid a hangover after a heavy night out, reported the Daily Mail Australia.

Kindly and in his best handwriting, the note advised:

“To drunk Steve, please drink this bottle of water before bed then you can have the chicken wings in the fridge. Hangover Steve will thank you. From sober Steve.”

How nice © Steven Davidson/Facebook/Daily Mail

Sadly, the alcohol gremlins had clearly possessed him as the next morning, a very hungover (and no doubt hungry) Davidson found this dismaying and almost illegible response to his own kind words.

“F*** you sober Steve, I do what I want. P.S. tell hangover Steve he’s a lil b**** [sic],” it said.

Nevertheless, Davidson cheerily shared his drunken rants on Facebook saying ironically:

“Well that didn’t go to plan. Damn you to hell drunk Steve!!!”

Davidson then followed it up with a gladdening photo of chicken wings and liquid refreshment, tagging himself with the witty caption…

”Just what lil b**** hungover Steve needed!”

A sobering story for any of us who are heading out on the town this weekend.

Put the pen down.

Just what the sensible Steven would have ordered © Steven Davidson/Facebook/Daily Mail