‘Drunk crustacean’ calendar released
If you’re still on the hunt for a 2015 calendar might we suggest this gem, perfect for the drinks-loving seafood fan in your life and generally good-humoured souls. Or should that be soles?
Designed by DJ and photographer Leslie Kirchhoff and Drew Berezowitz, the Drunk Crustacean calendar boasts 12 fantastic images of shrimps, crabs, lobsters and other assorted shellfish in various stages of inebriation.
Click through for more drunken shellfish frivolity, January through December…
January
Keep your “spirits” up with a disco party in darkest January.
February
The month of love. Petals and Pinot Grigio are the way to any women’s heart.
March
March is all about restrained elegance, with a bottle of Red Label Johnnie Walker and “Clambord” liqueur.
April
Take it easy in April with a bottle of bubbly.
May
Satisfying the rebel within, May is clearly all about leather jackets, smoking and whisky.
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June
The morning after…
July
July looks far too energetic for our liking.
August
Boozed-up barbecues are always welcome. Bring on the sun in August.
September
Sex in the City? Or should that be sea? Make a note to grab a cocktail with Carrie and the gang in September.
November
Probably best to not get too smashed while playing cards…
December
A portent of the inevitable Christmas party season?
