Your rude wine labels
We recently published a list of rude wine labels and asked you to send us any you had spotted – and send them in you did.
Our previous list included lots of “Bitches” and even a “Fat Bastard” but that proved to be simply the tip of the rude wine label’s iceberg.
Laden with innuendo and bad taste and some straight-forward swearing you’ve certainly found some pretty rude wine labels.
So a huge thank you goes out to all those people who have emailed us with their rude wine thoughts. But we’re convinced there are more out there, so maybe this lot will inspire you to email us any rude wine labels you’ve seen.
Just email the details to us and we’ll publish the best ones.
Thanks to Iain Thurger for this wine. When he emailed us Iain said: “I can’t believe you missed this one”, fair point Iain.
Please keep them coming. Have you seen a rude wine name or label? Send a picture to us and we’ll publish the best ones.
The first of the innuendo wines comes from the Russian River Valley and was sent to us by Robert Amox, who also included some of the marketing material from the vineyard, which pushes more boundaries. “Soft entry, full and fleshy in the mouth, never completely dry with flavours of citrus and tropical fruits, great depth and a spectacular explosive satisfying finish.”
Please keep them coming. Have you seen a rude wine name or label? Send a picture to us and we’ll publish the best ones.
There’s not much that needs to be said about this wine label, which was sent to us by Rod Smith MW. This is obviously not rude in Italian, but we can’t see too much of this being displayed in supermarkets in the UK.
Please keep them coming. Have you seen a rude wine name or label? Send a picture to us and we’ll publish the best ones.
Belinda Kemp emailed us this label from Sex sparkling wine, which comes from the Larry Mawby vineyard in Michigan, Belinda also told us that the wine is sold on tap in the city’s bars.
Please keep them coming. Have you seen a rude wine name or label? Send a picture to us and we’ll publish the best ones.
Olivier Didon let us know about quite a few rude wines including Il Bastardo, which is made in Tuscany.
Please keep them coming. Have you seen a rude wine name or label? Send a picture to us and we’ll publish the best ones.
The good people of Frisky Midget emailed us, to tell us about their wine. They told us, “Our labels feature a series of babushka dolls. As you turn the bottle, the smallest doll is revealed, and she’s wearing some pretty saucy lingerie. She’s short in stature, and frisky in nature. Hence the name Frisky Midget.”
Please keep them coming. Have you seen a rude wine name or label? Send a picture to us and we’ll publish the best ones.
Another one sent to us by Olivier Didon and we really hope that this one tastes a lot better than the name suggests.
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Please keep them coming. Have you seen a rude wine name or label? Send a picture to us and we’ll publish the best ones.
This wine was sent to us by Todd Brickman. This wine is from Txtcellars and you need to know your text-speak to understand why this one is rude.
Please keep them coming. Have you seen a rude wine name or label? Send a picture to us and we’ll publish the best ones.
Another one from TxtCellars, thanks to Todd and again text-speak is essential for this one.
Please keep them coming. Have you seen a rude wine name or label? Send a picture to us and we’ll publish the best ones.
Frik Kirsten sent us this photo of a selection of wines on display in a wine shop in Edmonton, Canada.
Please keep them coming. Have you seen a rude wine name or label? Send a picture to us and we’ll publish the best ones.
When Frik saw these wines on display in Edmonton, he told us that he found it amusing. We’re just glad he thought to take a photo, and thanks for sending it to us.
Please keep them coming. Have you seen a rude wine name or label? Send a picture to us and we’ll publish the best ones.
A little bit of blasphemy from the Blasted Church in British Columbia in Canada and thanks to Laurie Millotte for emailing the details to us.
Please keep them coming. Have you seen a rude wine name or label? Send a picture to us and we’ll publish the best ones.
These wines have a lot to live up to with this name, here’s hoping that they pack a punch for their sake. This is another wine sent to us by Olivier Didon.
