‘Drunk crustacean’ calendar released

If you’re still on the hunt for a 2015 calendar might we suggest this gem, perfect for the drinks-loving seafood fan in your life and generally good-humoured souls. Or should that be soles?

cover1Designed by DJ and photographer Leslie Kirchhoff and Drew Berezowitz, the Drunk Crustacean calendar boasts 12 fantastic images of shrimps, crabs, lobsters and other assorted shellfish in various stages of inebriation.

“Running the gamut of human emotion, these stills capture the chic realities of inebriated shellfish”, writes the duo. “Each photograph distills the vast mysteries of Drunk Crustaceans into visually appetizing and easily digestible tableaux.”
If 12 images of drunk shellfish isn’t enough, for an extra $40 you will receive a signed and numbered print of the ocean’s “most notorious shrimp, Kim Krustashian” – re-enacting the reality star’s famous #breaktheinternet pose for Paper magazine.
Not only a practical addition to any home, the purchase of this calendar also supports a good cause, with 50% of sale proceeds going toward the Plastic Pollution Coalition, an organisation that works towards removing plastic waste from the ocean. You can purchase it here.

Kim Krustashian strikes a pose – Credit: Kirchhoff / Berezowitz

Click through for more drunken shellfish frivolity, January through December…

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